![]() Here comes the beep, how I hate that beep, it’s so cheery sounding. Just leave your name and number after the beep. I have 50,000 times the memory capacity of my owner, but all I get to do is answer the phone. This is Ron’s answering machine, Marvin, and I’m so depressed. This is no ordinary answering device this is “The Twilight Phone” You are dazed, bewildered, trapped in a world with no time, where color collides with sound, and shadows explode.Please leave your name and star system and we’ll assimilate you as soon as we can.” “Hi, you have reached the Borg collective.Roses are red booger’s are green please leave your message on this stupid machine.If I should die before I wake, remember to erase the tape. Now I lay me down to sleep Leave a message at the beep.So long as phones can ring and eyes can see, leave a message, and I’ll get back to thee.Sorry we’re not here to lend an ear, so leave a word and you’ll be heard.We’ll call you back in half the time!!!!! Sorry that we’re not at home.Īnd leave us a message for when we get home. We might be in, we might be out, but leave a message and you might find out!. ![]() The roses are molding, the violets are rottenĪnd I might call you back, if I haven’t forgotten The sugar bowl’s empty, and so is your headīut leave your name, number, and message after the beep ![]() The roses have wilted, the violets are dead,
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